aisette:

when the person u like logs on

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monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

perks-of-being-chinese:

when you get trolled:

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meanplastic:

modern-day mother teresa

gotitforcheap:

checkmate, atheist scum 

gotitforcheap:

checkmate, atheist scum 

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

this is honestly me

ovorepsup:

wordonrd:

Drake, Nicki, and Usher

usher done fucked up the picture

ovorepsup:

wordonrd:

Drake, Nicki, and Usher

usher done fucked up the picture

Aren’t they like 10 ??

Aren’t they like 10 ??

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

tylerchokely:

roughrimjob:

is that macklemore

she keeps me warm

tylerchokely:

roughrimjob:

is that macklemore

she keeps me warm